
Last Podcast On The Left
"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things have ever heard. And no point in your rambling and coherent response. Are you even close to considering even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought?" — Ben Kissel (quoting Mr. Madison from Billy Madison)
"So things that are basically what it sums up is that people have had exposures to anomalous vehicles, especially airborne and when close proximity. They might have some kind of injury that is related to what they also then have come to believe is called an energy related propulsion systems." — Henry Zabrowski
"Hundreds of consumers have reported they'd be coming ill after eating lucky charms. So maybe a general mills somebody was upset. They took a dump. And that's the new marshmallow flavor." — Ben Kissel
The episode opens with discussion of a disturbing incident in Boston where a severed penis was found on Hancock Street, leading to the discovery of an injured individual. This segues into a conversation about government reports on Unidentified Aerial Phenomena (UAP), detailing a Pentagon audit that categorizes potential physical effects on humans exposed to anomalous aerospace systems, including burn injuries and neurological damage. The hosts express skepticism and amusement regarding the government's broad categorization of phenomena, including mythical entities.
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to an investigation into illnesses linked to Lucky Charms cereal, with hundreds of consumers reporting vomiting and diarrhea. The hosts touch upon the possibility of a recall and the history of similar complaints. The conversation then shifts to a more lighthearted, yet still unusual, anecdote about using shibari knots to restrain a suspect, highlighting the speaker's background as a fisherman. The episode also revisits the topic of tasting sensations through different body parts, sharing listener-submitted anecdotes about experiencing tastes via the vagina and mouth, some stemming from medical procedures or natural remedies.
Finally, the discussion touches upon ALS and end-of-life choices, with a listener sharing their father's experience with the disease and his decision to utilize Medical Assistance in Dying (MAID). The hosts reflect on the emotional and financial toll of end-of-life care and the societal stigma around death. The episode concludes with a discussion of upcoming tour dates and a general sign-off.