Last Podcast On The Left
Last Podcast On The Left
"I don't really have a problem with people eating guinea pigs. I have a bigger problem with people eating real pig." — Ed Larson
"I'm just trying to get rid of some seven-year-olds. No, they aren't fast enough, Eddie. They are simply not doing it fast enough. They must kill themselves off fast enough." — Henry Zebrowski
"I love jamming the ashes of strangers into little stuffed bears that I'm gonna sell for big-time money, right? And I am going on." — Henry Zebrowski
The podcast begins with a discussion of a woman's severe gastrointestinal distress on a flight, which rendered the plane uninhabitable and caused significant disruption. This segues into a report about prisoners at a farm correctional facility who were stealing guinea pigs from an animal shelter and consuming them, sparking a debate about animal consumption and the ethics of stealing pets versus breeding them for food. The hosts then explore the concept of "auto-sexuality" and unconventional methods of achieving orgasm based on a listener's email, touching on asexuality and personal experiences.
Further into the episode, the hosts dissect a series of unusual crime stories. One involves a senior citizen community in Detroit where a love triangle led to a violent shootout, resulting in four people being hospitalized. Another alarming story details an elderly couple who lived with the deceased body of their throuple partner for an extended period, continuing to collect his social security checks. This leads to a discussion about the complexities of elderly relationships, financial crimes, and the potential for deception.
The latter part of the episode includes listener-submitted stories, including a frightening account of contracting rabies from a bat bite and the subsequent medical treatment. The hosts also discuss the idea of "hugable urns" and the emerging market for memorializing loved ones through tactile objects. The episode concludes with a discussion about a Halloween sound effects album and promotional announcements for live shows and other podcast content.