Last Podcast On The Left
Last Podcast On The Left
"Well, it's 98 degrees. It'll melt up there. It'll go right to you'll get a sugar rush, which I think in the UK, your butt hole is actually only like 94 degrees." — Henry Zebrowski (Discussing the imagined scenario of M&Ms melting in an unconventional location)
"He said, 'I put myself in this position because I accepted the dare. Buy the ticket, take the ride, man. Yeah. He says now that I look back on it, it's just, it's just stupid. It happened. Now I've gotten no nipples.'" — Marcus Parks (Recounting a story of a dare gone wrong)
"The whole episode's all about, thank the comedians. Because you never know-- Please don't. You'll never know when these comedians that you love will be gone. You know that is-- Give them your money now." — Ben Kissel (Reflecting on the passing of comedians and the importance of supporting them)
The "Side Stories" episode of Last Podcast on the Left delves into a series of peculiar news items, commencing with reflections on the recent deaths of notable figures like Louis Anderson and Meat Loaf, leading into darkly humorous musings on life and legacy. The hosts then transition to discussions about legal cases, including the intricate legal troubles of the Murdoch family and the bizarre circumstances surrounding alleged financial crimes. Further segments explore strange incidents such as a schoolboy losing his nipples after a dare involving Axe body spray, and a similarly odd situation involving glitter being used in an assault. The episode also touches upon odd criminal behaviors, including a case in Ireland where individuals attempted to claim a pension with a deceased person, and a violent encounter in Florida involving an attempted mugging that was thwarted by the victim's physical prowess. Throughout these narratives, the hosts employ their signature dark humor, casual banter, and personal reflections to engage the audience, often drawing parallels to movies and internet culture.
The latter part of the episode shifts to lighter, though still peculiar, stories. These include a segment on a man found walking around with his arm sawed off, attributing the incident to arborists, and an attempted murder plot that was foiled by the intended victim. The hosts also discuss the general concept of facing adversity and finding strength, using examples of individuals who have overcome significant physical challenges. They then transition to broader discussions on the ephemeral nature of life, the impact of loss, and the importance of comedy in providing solace during difficult times, paying tribute to comedians who have recently passed. The episode concludes with an announcement regarding the podcast's wider distribution on various platforms and a reflection on the personal drive to make others laugh.