Last Podcast On The Left
Last Podcast On The Left
"I wish it was. But no, what happened was its owner, this 22 year old guy, who refuses to give his name. He wants to remain anonymous. I wonder why? Because he smeared peanut butter all over his balls. And then the dog ate his balls." — Ben Kissel
"They're saying that this was had that. They're saying that it's possible. Cool. That if it could have been moving like that with a solar sail. Well, I also read something where they were saying this is possible. A outreach vessel sent thousands of years ago from a..." — Marcus Parks
"It was making it impossible to enjoy his hobby. This is what he said. An unnamed source of this. He said he kept telling him the endings of books before he read them. And so on October 9th, the 55-year-old Savitsky finally had enough and allegedly plunged a kitchen knife into the chest of the 52-year-old. And it wounded part of his heart." — Henry Zebrowski
The podcast episode begins with hosts Henry Zebrowski and Ben Kissel recounting their recent experiences and observations in Dallas, Texas. They detail their outings, including visits to country bars and discussions about local culture. This segues into a discussion of a highly unusual news story involving an Australian man who allegedly smeared peanut butter on his genitals, resulting in his own dog biting off his testicles. The hosts dissect the incident with dark humor, speculating on the man's motives and the dog's reaction.
The conversation then shifts to a more scientific and speculative topic: the discovery of 'Oumuamua, an interstellar object that passed through our solar system. Researchers have proposed it might be an artificial probe due to its unusual acceleration and trajectory. The hosts explore this theory, touching upon concepts like light sails and the possibility of extraterrestrial visitation, while also referencing science fiction narratives. This section also includes a brief discussion of Keanu Reeves and the importance of respecting public figures.
The latter half of the episode covers several more news items and personal anecdotes. These include a man who assaulted a bartender for changing his Black Sabbath music to a Christmas song, the discovery of a potentially ancient viruses in Antarctica, and a tragic crime story involving a mother shooting her children. The hosts also discuss the "Dr. Death" podcast and the concept of "justice porn" in true crime narratives, before concluding with their current "loves" of the week, which include Texas country music and the concept of laughter as medicine.