
Last Podcast On The Left
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"The reason that I said that, though, by the way, is because then it tends to mean that one person isn't as mean. There's one twelfth angry woman being like, what she did was wrong. But who has not trafficked a minor for a man? And they're like, what? What? Ma'am." — Henry
"But the thing was that you buy the ticket, you take the ride. You invited the Grinch into your fucking home. And what do you think this guy was going to do?" — Marcus Parks
This episode of Side Stories covers a medley of peculiar and often disturbing news items. The hosts discuss an incident in India where enraged monkeys allegedly killed over 250 dogs in apparent revenge for a dog killing a monkey infant, showcasing an unusual inter-species conflict. Another story details a man arrested in Florida for DUI, found with cocaine and methamphetamine wrapped around his penis, leading to humorous commentary on his legal predicament. The discussion then shifts to a man in Idaho who allegedly ate parts of another man, claiming it would fix his brain, a grim narrative punctuated by the hosts' dark humor and speculation on his sanity.
The episode also touches upon a man who hired someone dressed as the Grinch to entertain his children, only for the performer to allegedly destroy his home in a chaotic display. The hosts debate the responsibility of the homeowner versus the performer's actions. Further, a segment addresses a man in Montana who was reportedly torn apart by a pack of dogs, exploring the issue of stray dog overpopulation and its dangerous consequences. The episode weaves in segments about peculiar financial wellness apps and online learning platforms, interspersed with the darker narratives.
Finally, the hosts engage in a discussion about the phenomenon of meth houses, describing their characteristic chemical smells and the chaotic environments often associated with them. They also touch upon the controversial topic of Buddhist exorcisms and the freezing of Mother Teresa's charity. The episode concludes with reflections on the holiday season, the idea of "living left love," and a look ahead to future episodes.