Last Podcast On The Left
Last Podcast On The Left
"We're going to throw a birthday party. The only way I'm going to this birthday party, and I floated this to you while we were drunk the other night. Yeah, well, I forgot. I still think it holds. We got to get her a stripper." — Unidentified Speaker (discussing a 17th birthday party)
"The cattle mutilations are, and that's a mat. There was a, this was really happening. They're sucking them up into a ship, cutting off their tits in their, and they're fucking dicks and shit. And then they're in their noses in their ears, and they're emptying the blood and putting them back. No footsteps." — Unidentified Speaker (discussing cattle mutilations and UFOs)
"Mike Tyson is so funny in every interview, he's just like, I'm just scared of who I am. He's the way he talks about something to animal and I shouldn't be outside. I love Mike Tyson in the fact that he's a horrible monster, right? But there are things that he says when he's just like, I just wish the people knew that the rage inside of me. It just takes over and I can't make these decisions." — Unidentified Speaker (discussing Mike Tyson)
The podcast episode, "Side Stories," explores a wide array of unconventional and often disturbing topics. It begins with a discussion about a peculiar 17th birthday party, where the idea of hiring a stripper is humorously debated. The conversation then shifts dramatically to the topic of cattle mutilations and alleged UFO activity, with detailed, albeit graphic, descriptions of the phenomena. This segues into a discussion about the upcoming boxing match between Mike Tyson and Jake Paul, where the hosts analyze the potential outcomes and Mike Tyson's introspective comments on his own aggression.
Further into the episode, the hosts delve into the sensitive topic of bestiality, discussing instances of individuals engaging in sexual acts with animals, specifically fish. They also touch upon the escape of monkeys from a research facility, sparking conversations about animal welfare and research ethics. The episode also includes a segment on a man who faked his own death and fled to Europe, highlighting themes of deception and personal freedom. The episode concludes with discussions on various pop culture items, including a misguided marketing error by Mattel and speculation on the nature of pornography.
Throughout the episode, the hosts maintain a darkly humorous and speculative tone, engaging with listener-submitted stories and current events, often pushing the boundaries of socially acceptable conversation to explore taboo subjects. The segment on cattle mutilations and UFOs is particularly graphic, while the discussion on bestiality is handled with a mix of shock and morbid curiosity. The episode's structure jumps between these disparate topics, reflecting the "side stories" format.