Last Podcast On The Left
Last Podcast On The Left
"The schizophrenic nature of people literally first of being like, 'holds it's incredible. Finally, you know, you mean like, you know, obviously misspelled.' You can smell the fucking dirt breath coming off of it. So good to hear you guys together. Like I missed them so much. It was the best part of everything this network has ever done." — Anonymous Listener (via transcript analysis of listener feedback)
"I'm fine. It feels good. I finally watched the Exorcist. I forgot how good that movie is. Also I forgot even talking about. It's like we need to do a run up on the murderer on the Exorcist set. Yeah, there's like a whole thing." — Henry Zebrowski
"We've just decided time and time again that like if he wasn't funny, someone would have murdered him 20 years ago. And he's barely funny." — Marcus Parks
The episode features a discussion of various listener-submitted stories, beginning with an account of a haunted house in Baxter County, Arkansas, where the previous owners, a war veteran and his wife, had a tragic past involving the death of their infant children. The new owners report unsettling experiences, including spectral sightings, moving objects, and a child's persistent fear of the house. This narrative is followed by a detailed examination of a Bigfoot sighting captured on camera during a train tour in Colorado, with the hosts analyzing the footage and debating the creature's behavior.
Further discussions delve into the controversial topic of an Oklahoma judge's inappropriate texting during a murder trial, highlighting her perceived lack of impartiality and unprofessional conduct. The episode also includes a story about a woman who stole a car to attend an exotic dancer interview, and a peculiar incident involving a man caught engaging in sexual acts with a stuffed animal. The hosts explore various aspects of these stories, often injecting dark humor and personal speculation. The episode concludes with a segment on "heroes of the week," featuring a bear that broke into a home and stole frozen lasagna, and a woman who stole a car for a job interview, alongside a discussion of unsettling personal experiences and recent horror movie viewings.