Last Podcast On The Left
Last Podcast On The Left
"I've used 1-800 flowers many many many many times. They have thoroughly entertained my mother. And I have sent them to many places all over the world for criminal court cases and funerals and wakes. Some of my favorite funerals. I got great flowers for 1-800 flowers." — Ben Kissel
"The devil is coming and he is your neighbor. And he is going to tell the eight-way that your lawn is too big." — Henry Zebrowski
"But the thing was unflavable. Yeah. No emotion. No personality. You know, like, and that's what they look for in astronauts. That's why a lot of astronauts are test pilots." — Marcus Parks
The episode begins with a discussion of various advertisements and sponsor mentions, including Progressive Insurance, Metro by T-Mobile, and 1-800 Flowers. The hosts then delve into upcoming live show dates and locations, encouraging audience attendance. The primary segment of the episode is dedicated to "Side Stories," which are listener-submitted anecdotes and news items.
The first notable story concerns a Texas resident who captured a video on their Ring doorbell of an individual wearing a devil mask and holding a sign with a Bible verse from Revelation. The hosts dissect the event, considering its artistic merit and the owner's reaction, while also exploring the potential motivations of the masked individual. This leads into a discussion about UFO sightings, particularly a recent report of an "egg-like" object recovered near Antarctica. The hosts examine the visual evidence and speculate on its origin, referencing other alleged UFO encounters and whistleblower testimonies.
The final major segment addresses a physical altercation at a buffet in Florida. The incident involved a dispute over cutting in line at a prime rib station, which escalated when one man allegedly struck another with a dinner plate. The hosts analyze the dynamics of buffet etiquette, the motivations behind the aggressive behavior, and the role of the individuals involved, offering commentary with their characteristic dark humor. The episode concludes with a discussion of a cold case involving a van found in a canal with deceased teenagers, and final plugs for their Patreon and website.