Last Podcast On The Left
Last Podcast On The Left
"If you are the best of the best and you're still farting, then we really have to think about this." — Host (Discussing competitive darts player James Wade)
"The idea of beating a bunch of Massachusetts cops and courts is it doesn't happen. And at large, her life is gonna be hell now." — Host (Discussing the Karen Read case)
"The nuns are liars, nuns, nuns will do whatever, nuns don't want you to have a baby. They want you to be a fun kid. They want your vagina to seal clothes." — Host (Discussing the Magdalene Laundries)
The episode begins with a discussion of a "sperm race" competition, a concept that prompts a considerable amount of speculative and crude humor from the hosts. This segues into the news of Karen Read's acquittal, with the hosts analyzing the role of police corruption and misconduct in the case, highlighting the rarity of such an exoneration. They then pivot to the news of chef Anne Burrell's death, touching upon her career and the speculation surrounding the circumstances.
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to the story of a British man who planned an elaborate wedding for himself and a nine-year-old Ukrainian girl at Disneyland Paris, which was ultimately disrupted. The hosts dissect the event, its motivations, and the legal ramifications, expressing disgust and disbelief. This leads into a discussion of historical atrocities, particularly the Magdalene Laundries in Ireland, detailing the mistreatment of women and the discovery of infant remains. The hosts also touch on other dark historical events and societal issues related to religious institutions and child welfare.
Later, the conversation shifts to a controversial darts player, James Wade, who utilized flatulence as a tactic during matches, sparking a debate about sportsmanship and unconventional strategies. The episode also briefly covers other unusual sporting achievements, such as a cornhole champion with no limbs, and a discussion about competitive eating. The hosts conclude by touching on a violent crime where a man crucified a pastor, and an incident involving an angry beekeeper confronting police. Throughout, the hosts maintain a darkly humorous and often provocative tone, using these stories to explore themes of corruption, human depravity, and societal failings.