Last Podcast On The Left
Last Podcast On The Left
"And so he's able to shit himself on a moment's notice. Yes. And that is incredible. Because very, very impressive. Much as we all do, much as the octopus camouflages itself from hunters, much as the chameleon camouflages itself from hunters. And I think this is squid. This is squid activity. He's squidding himself." — Ed Larson
"So the Orcas, it's a pair of Orcas males. Their names are port and starboard because their fins bend in opposite direction. That's cute. The great whites, they have been apex predators in the waters outside of Cape Town for what must be hundreds of years. Yes. Are now being hunted in mass by these two Orcas." — Henry Zebrowski
"The bagpiper of Decatur dies in scuba accident. Missing Sun's body found in treehouse. Okay. How do these come together? We don't know. This is where this is where the mystery is. But it's pretty funny." — Henry Zebrowski
The episode opens with a discussion of tragic and bizarre news, including the death of a bagpiper during a scuba accident and the subsequent discovery of his son's skeleton in a treehouse, which prompts speculation about the father's potential involvement. This leads into a segment about a New Jersey police chief accused of numerous inappropriate pranks and acts of misconduct, ranging from defecating on the floor to using a hypodermic needle on an officer's penis, highlighting a disturbing pattern of behavior within the department. The hosts then delve into an unusual case of a man repeatedly finding gallons of urine in his recycling bin, exploring theories of revenge and the difficulties of identifying the culprit.
Further into the episode, the hosts discuss the predatory behavior of two Orcas, named Port and Starboard, who are systematically hunting great white sharks off the coast of South Africa, consuming only their livers and leaving the carcasses, which has impacted local tourism. Another segment focuses on a man found hiding under a child's bed, who was found to have had a restraining order against him, underscoring the potential for real-life horror stories. The discussion then shifts to the nature of BDSM and the responsibilities of Dominants, prompted by a listener email about a tragic incident involving plastic wrap during a BDSM session, with the hosts emphasizing the need for clear boundaries and communication. The conversation also touches upon the legal distinctions between murder and manslaughter, using hypothetical scenarios. The episode concludes with announcements for upcoming live shows and events, including tours in Florida, Atlanta, Detroit, and a cruise event.