Last Podcast On The Left
Last Podcast On The Left
"This man is one of the funniest to me. Like personas we've ever even covered on this show. If you called him funny to his face, he would fucking try to rip your tits off." — Marcus Parks
"He was an example of Dante's advertising pattern. Yes, this is the deadliest and most terrifying fighting art known to man. And without equal, it's mainly mutilating, disfiguring, paralyzing, and crippling techniques are known by only a few people in the world." — Ed Larson
"Count Dante, don't call him a pussy. No, I'm just elbow deep in it. But what one does not realize is that the vagina is actually the strongest muscle on the body." — Henry Zebrowski
The episode explores the life of John Kean, who adopted the moniker Count Dante and cultivated an image as "the deadliest man alive." Leveraging his family's wealth, Dante traveled extensively, learning various martial arts and meticulously crafting a persona characterized by flamboyant dress, exaggerated claims of combat prowess, and aggressive self-promotion through comic book advertisements. These ads promised mastery of deadly techniques, appealing to a desire for self-defense and power.
Dante's approach to martial arts training was unconventional and highly aggressive. His "Dante System" emphasized full-contact sparring, often on unforgiving surfaces, and simulations involving weapons. This contrasted sharply with traditional martial arts philosophies, focusing instead on inflicting maximum damage rapidly. Despite his violent methods, Dante also advocated for racial integration within his dojos, providing training to individuals who faced rejection elsewhere. His life was a complex mix of genuine martial arts talent, a flair for the dramatic, and a deep-seated need for attention, which led to escalating displays of eccentricity, including owning a lion cub.
The narrative highlights Dante's entrepreneurial spirit, from opening his own martial arts academy above a nightclub featuring famous entertainers, to running mail-order businesses and selling merchandise. His persona, influenced by figures like Anton LaVey, was a deliberate construction designed for maximum impact and advertising revenue. The episode concludes by setting the stage for the next installment, which will cover the violent "Dojo War" and further delve into Dante's criminal activities and self-created mythology.