
Last Podcast On The Left
"First, it is nearly impossible to see how Lizzie Borden could have committed this crime. Second, it is nearly impossible to see how anyone but Lizzie Borden could have committed this crime." — Henry Zebrowski
"His features were a pulp of chipped bone and razored flesh." — Describing Andrew Borden's body.
"Abby wasn't worth killing because there was no angle to her murder." — Discussing the societal perception of Abby Borden.
This episode of "Last Podcast on the Left" meticulously dissects the Lizzie Borden murders, commencing with the chilling recitations of the infamous rhyme associated with the crime. The hosts establish the historical significance of the case as one of America's earliest widely reported true crime events, comparing it to modern cases like the Menendez brothers. They highlight the central paradox of the case: the seemingly impossible nature of Lizzie's guilt versus the difficulty of finding an alternative perpetrator.
The narrative then transports listeners to Fall River, Massachusetts, in 1892, painting a detailed picture of the era, the Borden family's social standing, and the modest, yet cramped, household. The episode explores the strained relationships within the Borden home, particularly between Lizzie and her stepmother, Abby, and the peculiarities of Andrew Borden's miserly lifestyle despite his wealth. Preceding the murders, several unsettling events are detailed, including food poisoning that affected some household members but not Lizzie, and rumors surrounding Lizzie's alleged attempt to purchase Prussic acid, a potential poison. The conversation also touches upon the societal biases of the time, particularly anti-Irish sentiment, which initially directed suspicion towards the family's Irish maid, Bridget Sullivan.
The brutal nature of the murders of Andrew and Abby Borden is graphically described, emphasizing the violence and the lack of immediate forensic capabilities to process the crime scene effectively. The hosts explore the timeline of the murders, Lizzie's purported alibi, and the peculiar circumstances that pointed suspicion towards her, such as her seemingly composed demeanor after the discovery of the bodies. The episode concludes by highlighting the critical absence of blood evidence on Lizzie, the implausibility of a clean escape, and the lingering questions that have kept the Lizzie Borden case a compelling mystery for over a century, setting the stage for the next installment of the series.