
Last Podcast On The Left
"But it's good on Instagram. It's fun to get the hearts. It is generally a trivial amount per photo. The average person wouldn't be affected over the course of their life." — Ed Larson (commenting on the soul-capture theory in creepypasta)
"So the mall, I think they used a metaphor of his... No, I think he actually used the skin of his victims as wallpapers. Which is a horrible wallpapers. Yeah, very bad because of the smells." — Henry Zebrowski (describing a disturbing creepypasta story)
"Psycho killer in theaters this Friday. Here it comes. From a twisted writer of seven and eight millimeter. And the producers of Barbarian and a producer of weapons. Psycho killer is coming for you." — Announcer (promoting a movie)
This episode of The Last Podcast on the Left dives deep into the world of creepypasta, showcasing a variety of unsettling and often bizarre internet-born horror stories. The hosts begin by discussing a movie trailer for "Psycho-Killer" before transitioning into a segment dissecting various creepypasta narratives. These stories range from a theory about photographs stealing souls and implicating Mark Zuckerberg to an erotic interpretation of the Slender Man mythos. The discussion also touches upon the evolution of creepypasta into explicitly erotic content, which the hosts find both surprising and unsettling.
Further into the episode, the hosts explore more creepypastas involving a possessed house where the wallpaper is made of human skin, a chilling tale about a mysterious TV channel predicting death, and a story about a mannequin that blinks. The erotic themes continue, with detailed descriptions of encounters with creatures and characters within the creepypasta lore. The episode also features a story about a young boy's demise linked to parasitic slugs in his nasal cavity and a narrative about a haunted car containing a dismembered corpse. The hosts engage in their characteristic dark humor and expressive reactions throughout the extensive reading of these stories.
The podcast concludes with discussions about their live shows, upcoming appearances, and a detailed recap of their experiences at a live event, including food poisoning attributed to a Guy Fieri diner. They also touch upon various sponsorships and promotional segments related to financial apps, banking services, and mobile plans, interweaving these with their ongoing analysis of the darker aspects of internet storytelling and human psychology.