Call Her Daddy
Call Her Daddy
"The fact that I thought all 50, I am not fucking exaggerating 50 clasps that needed to be hooked together. The fact that I thought I could do this fucking high, God bless, I'm so fucking confident." — Alex Cooper
"I'm not telling you this to upset you, but just so you are aware. She follows up and says, 'I'm also very mortified because we were making fun of all the odd naked photos in this house.'" — Alex Cooper (reading DM)
"I was like, what the fuck? And I'm staring at his fat head sleeping like, what the fuck is going on, okay, holy fucking shit. What a fucking nightcap to his already horrific fucking Valentine's Day." — Alex Cooper
The episode begins with Alex Cooper addressing the often-dreaded holiday of Valentine's Day, sharing her personal disdain for it due to past negative experiences. She transitions into a story time segment, promising a tale from her "Vault" about a particularly "unhinged and insane" Valentine's Day from 2020. She recounts rekindling a relationship with an ex-boyfriend, emphasizing the general poor advice of returning to past partners, especially those who have been unfaithful. The setting for this Valentine's Day was a rented house where they were forced to stay indoors due to a New York Post leak about their relationship. Cooper details an ambitious plan to surprise her ex with lingerie, which hilariously backfires due to being extremely intoxicated and the complexity of the lingerie itself. The situation escalates when she discovers a DM from another woman revealing the ex-boyfriend's deception, including him sharing Cooper's nude photos on Tinder and making derogatory comments about her. Cooper, with the help of the other woman, strategically orchestrates a petty act of revenge by destroying a framed nude photo sent by the other woman before leaving the ex-boyfriend.
The narrative then shifts to a more conversational tone with the arrival of guest Harry Jowsey. They discuss Valentine's Day experiences, focusing on stories of dating mishaps and the benefits of being single. Jowsey shares his own humorous anecdotes and insights, including his perspective on dating and relationships. The conversation touches on the importance of self-love and enjoying one's own company, especially for those who are single. They also read listener-submitted "horror stories" from Valentine's Day, which highlight themes of infidelity, STDs, and deceptive partners, serving to make the listeners feel better about their own experiences. The episode concludes with discussions about new podcast ventures and general reflections on dating in the modern era.