
Call Her Daddy
"I literally would tell my mom, I am not inviting any of the guys I'm talking to over or I'm not inviting any of my high school friends over until you get rid of the fucking eyebrow list pictures of me all around the house starting with the fucking fridge." — Alex Cooper
"I feel like old Alex would have been like, I love you too. You're rich. I love you. Instead, I being a therapy was like, okay, I talked about I immediately he said I love you. And I was like, hold that thought. And I ran into the closet, shut the door, and like, face timed my therapist." — Alex Cooper
"The beauty of having a podcast that your boyfriend listens to is hi, baby. I guess I'm fully outing myself. I don't have eyebrows. He's now going to be like sleeping next to me and like slowly take a fucking cloth and like, try to get it off to be like, what does she actually look like?" — Alex Cooper
The episode opens with an announcement regarding the podcast's exclusive move to Spotify on July 21st, urging listeners to follow the show on the new platform. The host then delves into a deeply personal story about her lifelong insecurity regarding her eyebrows, recounting childhood struggles and the lengths she went to conceal this perceived flaw, even fabricating scenarios to avoid her boyfriend seeing her without them. This vulnerability serves as a springboard for discussions on self-acceptance and the broader theme of insecurities, highlighting how specific personal issues can feel much larger than they appear.
The narrative shifts to her current relationship, detailing the significant step of saying "I love you" and the growth she has experienced through therapy in navigating this progression. She contrasts her past calculated use of the phrase with her current genuine feelings, emphasizing the importance of patience and self-reflection. This personal update is interwoven with discussions of her upcoming travel plans, including a return to New York City, a trip to the Hamptons, and potential international travel to Ibiza, signifying a period of extensive personal exploration and engagement with her audience through a vlog-style approach for future episodes.
Further updates include the introduction of her boyfriend's dog, Henry, and her evolving feelings towards him, even playfully admitting she might love the dog more than her boyfriend. She also touches upon a past controversy involving a video of her with Henry, addressing accusations of bestiality and framing it as a humorous yet pointed response to her audience. The episode concludes with advice for listeners on navigating dating after a break, approaching women with lower self-esteem, and questions regarding relationship boundaries and body counts, all delivered with her characteristic direct and conversational style.