
Call Her Daddy
"The worst thing you can do right now is blow up that person's phone and make sure that they are in constant contact with that person." — Alex (On advice for quarantine dating)
"Sleep paralysis is, I've had it before. It's a common phenomenon and what happens is you wake up in the middle of the night and you wake up completely petrified. And you can't move your limbs and you can't make a sound and you lay their paralyzed." — Sophia (Describing sleep paralysis)
"So what you're going to do is all of a sudden when you find out you have that STD, you're going to go babe. Something just came over me. We got to have a threesome." — Sophia (On a controversial tip for managing STDs)
The episode begins with Alex and Sophia discussing significant technical issues that have forced them to re-record their episode multiple times, highlighting the frustration and pain associated with lost audio files. This leads into personal anecdotes about experiencing sleep paralysis and vivid, anxiety-inducing dreams, with Sophia detailing a terrifying encounter and Alex relating a common dream about teeth falling out. They touch upon the potential link between these dreams and current societal anxieties.
The conversation then shifts to advice for listeners, specifically addressing how to maintain romantic connections during quarantine. They advocate for a strategy of "disappearing" periodically rather than constant, superficial communication, citing personal experiences where intermittent contact maintained long-term interest. This is followed by candid, and at times provocative, tips for enhancing intimacy, including a segment on managing STDs by orchestrating a threesome and detailed instructions on how to receive a "facial" and perform sexually suggestive actions via video.
The hosts also reflect on their high school and college experiences, sharing that both "barely graduated" and recounting humorous anecdotes about their academic struggles and unique approaches to education. They express empathy for current high school and college seniors missing out on traditional graduation ceremonies due to global circumstances, while still emphasizing that life continues beyond these milestones.