Call Her Daddy
Call Her Daddy
"The groove of it all. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so maybe somebody should really call their daddies and their mommies who can teach them some manners..." — Alex Cooper (referencing the New York Post article's tone)
"I'm going to go ahead and say that's -- that could be considered low-brow. Yeah, I'll say that. I'm going to say absolutely." — Alex Cooper (acknowledging the explicit language used on the podcast)
"And then he said that it smelled really bad. That it reaped. And the girl had not wiped properly. And he was like because of the 69 position. Like I was just able to smell the ass crack asshole like way more than I wanted to." — Sofia Franklyn (illustrating a negative experience with the "69" position)
The episode opens with hosts Alex Cooper and Sofia Franklyn addressing a recent "hit piece" published by The New York Post that criticized their podcast and personas. They dissect specific lines from the article, including being called "spoiled podcast fembots" and "Canal Street Kardashians," and humorously defend their authenticity, even admitting to the accuracy of some observations about their shopping habits. The hosts then transition into a lengthy discussion about the sex position "69," which they collectively deem "overrated" and "ridiculously over-presented." They detail their personal negative experiences and physical discomfort associated with the position, citing a lack of connection and potential for unsanitary conditions. They explore variations like "reverse 69" and sideways positions, offering critical analysis of their practicality and intimacy.
The conversation then shifts to relationship dilemmas submitted by listeners. The hosts tackle scenarios ranging from infidelity in a "gray area" (like an inappropriate social media message) to a guest experiencing gonorrhea from a sugar daddy. They offer advice on how to investigate potential betrayal and how to leverage such situations for personal gain, emphasizing a "deny till you die" strategy for the accused and a calculated approach for the wronged party. They also discuss the unattractive aspect of men crying excessively when caught in compromising situations, contrasting it with genuine emotional responses. The episode concludes with a public service announcement about avoiding masturbation videos filmed on toilets and a brief discussion about wearing baseball hats.