"The thing is, is like, if you're gonna be fucked up and shady, just be fucked up and shady. Why tell me? Why bring in the girl you're gonna be shady with into your shady name?" — Alexandra Cooper
"If anything, what I think you could do if you're feeling kind of guilty about it. Really, she doesn't give a fuck. Next time he like, you skinny fucking slut. You skinny ass bitch, you average perfect body. I love it. I love that much to hold on to so fucking thin. Where have you fucking been babe?" — Sophia Franklin
"This is one of the best fucking ways to catch a cheater right now. And Call Her Daddy history. This is one of the smoothest ways to do it. There's no way you're getting caught." — Alexandra Cooper
The episode begins with hosts Alexandra Cooper and Sophia Franklin discussing recent personal experiences, including hangovers and a humorous anecdote about a "walk of shame." They transition into a segment addressing listener questions and dilemma. A significant portion of the discussion revolves around social media stalking tactics, specifically how to monitor a partner's online activity following changes to Instagram's features. The hosts share detailed, step-by-step methods for tracking who a person follows and who has liked their posts, emphasizing the use of desktop versions of platforms.
The conversation then shifts to more personal and provocative topics, including listener-submitted questions about sexual preferences, relationship boundaries, and instances of infidelity. They delve into scenarios such as a partner requesting to be called a derogatory term, the complexities of attraction to unavailable partners, and the ethical considerations of relationships with married individuals. The hosts also cover worst-date experiences, including one where a date was revealed to be engaged and another involving a misunderstanding about seating at a sporting event that led to a fabricated dating narrative.
Later, the hosts discuss various sexual practices and tips, including anal sex and ways to send nudes creatively. They also touch upon niche fetishes, such as attraction to body scents, and share a listener's story about a partner who revealed a Chlamydia diagnosis in a dismissive manner. The episode concludes with advice on how to pursue relationships with professors, tips for managing hair during sexual activity, and strategies for catching a cheating partner using technology. Throughout the episode, the hosts maintain a candid, informal, and often humorous tone.