
Call Her Daddy
"We don't want to give you guys culture shocks. Start slow, maybe cover up the cleavage. Oh, that's a big one. But do the crop top in a mini-surf. There you go." — Alexandra Cooper
"Vaginas don't work that way." — Sophia Franklin
"Girls lie about being lower, men lie about being higher. They try to hold their fucking count. We know you're not fucking. Gerald, Gerald, the captain of Matthew, it's just knock it off. No, you're not in the 90s. Ninety. Okay, that's that general cousins. You live in fucking Utah. No." — Alexandra Cooper
The episode begins with the hosts recounting an embarrassing experience at a comedy show, where their choice of heels over sneakers led to them being singled out by the comedian. This anecdote serves as a springboard into a discussion about fashion choices and a proposed "three-part rule" for dressing, which advises against showing leg, mid-drift, and cleavage simultaneously to maintain an air of mystery.
The conversation then shifts dramatically to the topic of "body count," defined as the number of sexual partners. The hosts explore the personal and societal pressures associated with this number, noting that women often feel compelled to conceal or downplay theirs, while men are perceived to inflate theirs. They discuss the myths and misconceptions surrounding body count, particularly the false belief that a vagina can become "loose" with multiple partners, and highlight the hypocrisy in how male and female sexual histories are judged.
Throughout the discussion, the hosts emphasize that the perception of a "body count" is largely influenced by reputation management. They suggest that for women, keeping a potentially high body count discreet can be more advantageous than having a low number, as the latter can sometimes lead to assumptions about a woman's seriousness about sex. The episode concludes with a call for women to be proud of their sexual experiences, similar to men, and to push back against the double standards they face.