
"Men, no. Once again, feet flat on the ground. That's going to be like the mantra for this episode. Wow. You guys got to knock it off with this one. Knock it off. The fuck off." — Alex
"Ladies, take the fucking tampon out. I take it out. There was a lot of men. This was another heavily written in one. They would do a mirror pick in the bathroom. But in the background, there was the toilet and there was poo in the toilet. No. How? No. How?" — Sophia
"So the question is, do you keep sucking after he comes? And I know we have a younger audience, which honestly terrifies me. Yeah. But I know some people, because I know when I was younger, I didn't know." — Alex
The episode kicks off with a discussion about various dating app behaviors and the nuances of sending explicit images, particularly focusing on male photo etiquette. The hosts critique common "dick pic" tropes, such as the "Christopher Columbus" pose and the inclusion of inanimate objects for scale, advising against them. They then transition to the complexities of navigating relationship breakups, offering a strategy involving "groveling" followed by "ghosting" as a means to potentially win an ex back, and differentiating between male and female approaches to reconciliation. The conversation also touches on the visual impact of photo filters, with a particular focus on why Snapchat selfies are often perceived as more flattering than those taken with a phone's native camera. Later, the hosts delve into the act of performing oral sex, discussing the controversial topic of continuing the act after ejaculation and offering different perspectives. The latter part of the episode addresses audience-submitted questions regarding common dating scenarios, such as a partner keeping unused condoms, the use of imagination during intimacy, preferences regarding pubic hair grooming, and the perception of cellulite and stretch marks. The hosts also touch upon the etiquette of responding to "booty call" texts and the significance of a partner's reaction to receiving explicit photos. Finally, they explore the concept of "self-respect" in relation to sexual identity and agency.