Call Her Daddy
Call Her Daddy
"The filters need to go. The hearts need to go. Thank you for that Ted Talk. If you want to just, you know, elongate the chin, fix the lips a little puffier. Do whatever you got to do. Eyes a little brighter, but I do not want to see you looking like a dog or looking like you have a heart floating above your head." — Sophia
"We went from zero to 100 real quick and I loved it. Then we went to 100 to zero quicker than ripping off a band aid. I was nothing but nice to you and I enjoyed talking to you and I made that clear over and over again. Yet you made it clear that you didn't care and that you were done talking." — Alex (reading a text)
"And he said, 'I don't know if you've ever done this before. But I want you to put this tube in my ass and let one of my gerboles crawl in.'" — [Unnamed Guest] (referencing a story)
The episode begins with the hosts discussing overly photoshopped dating profile pictures and the negative reception from men regarding excessive filters. They emphasize the importance of presenting an authentic self online. A significant portion of the discussion centers on communication within relationships, particularly concerning texting habits. They advise against playing games with response times, advocating for a balance between appearing interested and not being overly available. The hosts also touch upon the awkwardness of "unsending" messages and the perception of insecurity it creates.
The conversation shifts to humorous and sometimes shocking personal anecdotes. These include an incident in New York City where a stranger aggressively reacted to a cough, a bizarre encounter with a woman who seemingly "crashed" a private pre-game, and a detailed explanation of a "voicemail trick" for creating alibis. The "Questions of the Week" segment features listeners sharing their own personal stories, ranging from humorous experiences with yeast infections and electric toothbrushes, to more complex scenarios involving infidelity, accidental nude sharing, and unconventional sexual practices. The hosts react with a mix of shock, amusement, and advice to these listener submissions.
Finally, the hosts offer a concluding message about initiating sexual encounters and maintaining excitement in relationships. They reiterate the importance of clear communication and avoiding passive-aggressive tactics like long, angry texts. The episode wraps up with a lighthearted but memorable discussion about the possibility of unusual animal-related sexual fetishes, leaving listeners with a blend of entertainment and relatable relationship insights.