Call Her Daddy
Call Her Daddy
"My vagina feels alone sad you know I got cringing in the corner I got a little bit of good feedback from some people and then my mom slid right in real fast and told me that I'm a disappointment" — Sophia Franklin
"The best part is is that I was so into the lie and so terrified that I was going to get figured out I left it like that for a few days and my friends and family were like are you having an identity crisis what the fuck is going on Sandra Sophia are you good bitch you know what I'm Sandra Martin Ellie now" — Sophia Franklin
"Your entire company is taking over our brains we're like oh wow she's really pushing it but the fact that she hacked his Instagram I'm like that's the last straw for me" — Alexandra Cooper
The hosts, Alexandra Cooper and Sophia Franklin, open the episode discussing their recent weekend apart and the transition to a more social summer in New York City. They humorously recount their lack of commitment to a gym membership and the subsequent avoidance due to outstanding payments. The conversation then shifts to dating, with Alexandra preparing for three dates arranged through a dating app. Sophia shares her own recent experiences with online dating, highlighting the success of one particular match.
A significant portion of the episode delves into the intricacies of online dating profiles and the phenomenon of "catfishing." Sophia recounts a personal story involving a double-tap on an old Instagram photo and her elaborate plan to create a false identity, "Sandra Martin Ellie," to avoid detection. This leads to a discussion about different "levels" of attractiveness and how they might influence relationship dynamics and sexual encounters, with a particular focus on the concept of "post-nut clarity" among men.
The hosts also share anecdotes about a past romantic interest who was involved with a "crazy" girlfriend. This situation escalates when the girlfriend hacks the man's Instagram account, leading to a dramatic public display of affection. The episode concludes with Alexandra revealing a personal cheating scandal involving butt-dialing her partner's friend during a sexual encounter, leading to a humorous yet revealing reflection on personal accountability and future relationship strategies.