
Call Her Daddy
"I'm not going to say the parents are like here here's cocaine but like the ones that are not like if you do drugs you will die and I will kill you those are the kids that go to college in the first week they're in the ambulance because they have never drank in their life they've never done anything as opposed to the parents that are more like accepting and are like listen like if you do it smartly I want you to do it in the house like etc so I don't know I just feel like as a parent because you know I'm pregnant here's the news everyone I'm pregnant — I just think like I feel like those kids like are better off in the world than not again providing your child a handle and be like have fun Becky yeah but like just be supportive yeah cuz it's gonna happen." — Alex Cooper
"I'm like, yo, like slow down like pointing at a car there's nothing wrong with it. Was she like high? No. Oh, terrible. You're like, I just want that road be here. We go. It literally, let's go. Let's get like roadkill. Like when she's driving and I like finally pulled her over like up like half but now and she's like, what's wrong?" — Harry Jowsey
"And the fact that you also had a house, I know it was a flex. I'm like, you want to come to my house? Yeah. My house and my mommy bought me. It's a piece of shit house. And your mom bought you that house. It's pretty dope. Yeah. Shut up, Mom." — Alex Cooper
The episode features host Alex Cooper and guest Harry Jowsey delving into their past experiences, primarily focusing on college life, spring break, and the impulsive decisions made during those years. Cooper recounts a personal story of contracting chlamydia after a regrettable spring break that didn't even involve travel, highlighting the unexpected consequences of seeking out fun. Jowsey shares his less conventional college experience in Australia, including dropping out after significant personal tragedies and his subsequent win on a reality TV show, which led him to believe he wasn't meant for traditional education.
The conversation takes a candid turn as both speakers discuss their past engagement with drugs and alcohol, emphasizing the negative repercussions and the eventual decision to pursue sobriety or moderation. They recount stories of extreme partying, drug experimentation (including cocaine and ketamine), and the associated risks, with Jowsey detailing a particularly harrowing experience of being arrested and spending time in a holding cell. Cooper also shares a vivid account of a night of excessive drinking leading to an ambulance being called and nearly jeopardizing her soccer team spot.
Towards the latter half of the episode, the discussion shifts to relationships and dating advice. They address common concerns like ghosting, the meaning of constant rescheduling, and the ambiguity of situationships. Jowsey offers his perspective on what men look for in physical intimacy, discussing topics like pubic grooming and anal preferences. The episode concludes with reflections on the importance of self-awareness, the desire for stability over constant chaos in relationships, and the pursuit of personal and professional goals, with both hosts expressing gratitude for their personal growth and for their audience.