
Call Her Daddy
"I legit looked at him and I kind of like smirked, gave him the peace and handed him his shoes and he walked out but I do not fucking believe that you let him stay over." — Alex Cooper
"If you're gonna try to go funny, don't go douchebag funny, just go funny because girls usually, especially at a bar, people are drinking, it's like shut the fuck up, get out of my face." — Sophia Franklin
"Guys, give yourself a goddamn break. You are not a dildo. You have real emotions and feelings. A lot of guys can't have fast sex all the time, fast pace, you know what I mean?" — Alex Cooper
The hosts begin by discussing the realities of their shared New York apartment, which is furnished with discarded items and suffers from a leaking bathroom ceiling. This leads to an anecdote about a guest who left in disgust after witnessing the apartment's condition. They then delve into dating finances, clarifying that while they appreciate generosity, the concept of a "sugar daddy" is complex, with significant implications for independence. They share personal experiences and advice on how men should handle finances in dating, emphasizing that the financially more capable partner often takes on the bill.
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to the idea of "out-crazying the crazy" in relationships. The hosts share stories of employing manipulative tactics, such as faking phone calls or illnesses, to elicit confessions or gain control in situations where they suspect infidelity or deception. They humorously advise listeners on how to turn the tables on partners and avoid taking blame. This segues into a discussion about maintaining a partner's interest by introducing an element of unpredictability and "crazy," contrasting it with more stable personalities who may be perceived as boring.
The latter half of the episode focuses on sexual performance and communication. They provide practical advice for men on how to last longer in bed, including strategic positioning, taking breaks, using condoms, and pre-coital "practice runs." They also discuss the phenomenon of "queefing" during sex, offering humorous perspectives and a method for women to prevent it. The episode concludes with listener questions, covering topics like an unfortunate encounter with someone who urinated during intimacy, a situation involving unrequited teasing, and the controversial topic of swallowing semen.