Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
"I was looking at this 8-year-old woman's titties today before we came here." — Unknown Speaker
"Young Betty White could get it, bro. She looked like Elvis." — Unknown Speaker
"So even though. 97 year old. I was. She's passed that in Nigeria. They're better for you to still do it." — Unknown Speaker
The episode begins with a prompt for "playground thoughts," leading to a discussion about Toronto's current situation, involving speculation about player movements and media coverage. This quickly shifts to a more personal and humorous anecdote about an encounter with an 80-year-old woman who works as a travel agent. The conversation then veers into a debate about the oldest age at which one would consider a romantic or intimate encounter, with Betty White becoming a central figure in this hypothetical discussion. The speakers debate her age and appearance in her younger years, referencing images and the perceived attractiveness of older celebrities.
The discussion intensifies as the speakers analyze vintage photographs of Betty White, with one speaker noting her appearance and suggesting she was a "bad bitch back in the day." There's a brief point of confusion and correction regarding whether the images are of Betty White or Betty Brosmer Widener, with the consensus being that the young Betty White was indeed considered attractive. The speakers continue to humorously speculate about the logistics and hypothetical scenarios of being intimate with a woman of advanced age, using analogies to describe the process.
The segment concludes with a speaker sharing their "most flagrant thought" of the week, which was having sex with an 80-year-old woman. The episode then transitions into a promotional message for a Patreon episode, inviting listeners to join their community.