Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
"You think kids are just throwing rocks at tanks? There's like a guy that's like the recruiter there that's like, he's here, he's here, he's here, that's come." — D-Face
"The airline? I thought that Egypt has its own airline. They do, like India's got Air India. Right. Because you ain't flying that shit, but you haven't gone united." — Unnamed Co-host
"So you just get her a present for something she could use on the trip. So when I got a vacation of Puerto Rico, I just bought a bait and two." — Unnamed Co-host
The podcast episode delves into the intricacies of gift-giving, particularly in the context of upcoming travel plans, such as a trip to Egypt. The speakers explore the idea of purchasing gifts that can be utilized during the trip, highlighting practicality and shared experiences. They also touch upon the potential challenges of buying a Christmas gift in advance of the holiday itself, especially when the gift is an experience like a vacation, which can lead to needing an additional present for the actual occasion.
Further discussion revolves around cultural sensitivity and respect during travel, using an anecdote about a woman being overlooked in favor of her husband in Dubai as an example of how cultural norms can impact interactions. The conversation then shifts to personal preferences regarding gift-giving, with a humorous exchange about wanting a "gold and ass silence" from a partner as a Christmas gift. The episode concludes with a lighthearted exploration of potential gifts, including practical items for travel and the humorous suggestion of a "burka" or "Cleopatra costume."
The latter part of the transcript includes a playful rendition of the "Twelve Days of Christmas" song, with lyrics adapted to fit the podcast's context and inside jokes. This segment highlights the informal and conversational nature of the show, with the hosts engaging in a humorous and improvisational manner as they attempt to integrate branded elements into the song.