Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
"You told me that though. I appreciate that. Okay. So, I don't, I have no idea what's going on. The reason I'm talking, the reason I'm saying that Jay is because you got an amazing memory. So don't shame a bad memory when I tell you, you stole my little backpack with my aloe vera toilet paper and it was you, it was you, it was you, it was you, it was you. You stole my aloe vera toilet mug, aloe vera, look, here's the thing, would you get the billionaire grace wrap of all time that has everything homemade by his mom aloe vera toilet paper?" — Artist Accusing Jay-Z (as relayed by Young Guru)
"Real talk maybe. And think about it, you get to a certain level of success and wealth where you could steal and people go, nah, he want to steal. Like that's what happened with those, those bitches in LA, all those actress bitches. Remember, they were going to the department stores and stealing all that stuff." — Podcast Participant
"What is... What does aloe do? Moisturize. No, actually. Heels? Cools. And heels, right? But cools, you put aloe on a sunburn. Right? Allows the main ingredient. Anything that's a cooling sensation, right? Healing sensation. It's healer. It's a healer as well, aloe, right? A natural healer. Go there. What is happening when bullet shits, that he needs aloe on his toilet paper, or is there something else happening in between shits, that he would need to heal and cool down his asshole?" — Podcast Participant
The discussion originates from an anecdote shared by Jay-Z's engineer, Young Guru, concerning an artist who was insistent on confronting Jay-Z about a stolen leather backpack containing homemade aloe vera toilet paper. The artist, frustrated by Jay-Z's perceived avoidance, finally had an opportunity to speak with him and directly accused him of the theft. This sparked a humorous exploration of how wealth might influence perceptions of criminal behavior, with comparisons made to other instances of affluent individuals engaging in shoplifting.
The conversation then delved into the unusual nature of carrying homemade toilet paper, speculating on the reasons behind such a habit. The properties of aloe vera were discussed, leading to a humorous, albeit speculative, theory that the need for aloe vera toilet paper might indicate dietary habits, specifically the consumption of spicy foods. This speculation led to further playful connections, referencing other instances of artists carrying items, such as hot sauce.
The episode concluded with a brief, freestyle rap performance, ostensibly a diss track aimed at Jay-Z regarding the toilet paper incident, showcasing the creative and lighthearted tone of the discussion. The narrative remains focused on the humorous aspects of the alleged theft and the unusual items involved, avoiding any direct condemnation or definitive accusations.