
Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
"The real ones. Listen to this one." — Andrew Scholz
"We had a retard in our class, right? His name is Scott." — Andrew Scholz
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The podcast episode, specifically a Patreon offering for the "asshole army," begins with informal greetings and banter among the hosts: Andrew Scholz, Akash Stain, Alex Media, and Mark Gagnon. The central portion of the discussion revolves around a former classmate named Scott, who is described with specific behavioral characteristics, including a strong aversion to darkness. The hosts recount humorous anecdotes about Scott's reactions to lights being turned off, his interactions with substitutes, and his general presence in the classroom. This narrative is punctuated by laughter and discussions about his behavior, with the speakers attempting to categorize his reactions and interactions.
The conversation then shifts slightly to the broader topic of memorable and "weird" classmates from their school days, inviting listeners to reflect on their own experiences. This segment serves as a transition to the promotional content embedded within the episode. The hosts explicitly mention that this is a preview of their Patreon content and direct listeners to their Patreon page for the full episode.
The episode also includes advertisements for external services. Notably, a segment promotes LifeLock, emphasizing its role in identity theft protection and offering a financial incentive for signing up. The advertisement highlights the prevalence of identity fraud and assures listeners of LifeLock's guarantees and coverage.